Mutti cannot will herself to sleep. It is definitely not for lack of exhaustion, I have plenty of that. It isn’t because of pain or discomfort, some ibruprofen and a very comfortable bed solved those problems. It is because I am convinced I have pink eye. It’s been going around at Schule and you already had a false alarm with it on Monday. So now your crazy mother is freaking out about the conjunctivitis monster attacking my (and your: knock on some very thick wood) Augen!
Really my eyes are probably just watery/red/slightly tight because it’s 12:22 am and I’ve been up since 8 am, but nope…it must be the pink eye stink eye.
Let the (pink!)eye rolling commence.